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The tray line

The Cafeteria

The King dines here.
You will take a tray.

First light —
13th hour

Offerings

Morning rite

Holy Bacon

Six strips.
Blessed at first light.
You will not clap.

Tithe $13
Ring & schmear

Unholy Bagels

Served with Holy Cream Cheese only.
The cheese is not sold alone.
Inquiries are noted.

Tithe $13
Dry devotion

Unsweetened Muffins

Bran of Penance, Plain Truth,
or Poppy Seed of Doubt.
The Scribe chooses.
You eat what you are given.

Tithe $4

Waste is recorded.
Silence is expected.

Return to the house